The First Christmas

A few days ago as I was getting ready for work I noticed Jude chewing something on the couch. Upon further investigation I discovered that Jude had stolen a glittery snowflake from the Christmas tree and was busy devouring the ornament. There really wasn't much I could do at this point so I thought what's done is done and went on my merry way. Later that evening I came home from work and Jude had taken a giant glittery dump in the middle of the kitchen floor. So lesson learned. Glittery snowflake ornaments may taste good but they always lead to sparkling poop.